All I want for Christmas is Orange is the New Black Season 2.
"[My mom] lives on a Havasu reservation in Arizona with her new husband and three replacement kids. Oh, and she inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine’s Day. And I’m like, “Thanks a heap, Coyote Ugly. This cactus-gram stings even worse than your abandonment.”
omg best put down
"I enjoy that villain as a character, but their charm doesn’t excuse their actions and neither does their tragic backstory."
"Poor misunderstood baby!"
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*eats piece of trash* cannibalism
i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.”
meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”
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*distant middle school voices* INK POISONING
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people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
Me starting a rebellion at my school
all you did is ruin some janitor’s afternoon because they have to scrub your stupid fandom crap off the walls i swear you people need to control yourselves
this is the type of bullshit you have to put up with in public schools
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